Sneetch


of dr. seuss fame, a large yellow bird that may or may not have a blue star on it’s belly.

colloquially a person or thing that offends. can also be an event that p-sses you off.
“that no star sneetch!”

“dude! your mom just got sent to auschwitz!!!”
“sneetch!”

“ha ha! i replaced your shampoo with actual poo!”
“you f-cking sneetch!”

“we’re gonna be late for the plane!”
“sneetch!”

“corrissa wrecked your car”
“that sneetch -ss motherf-cker!”

“who’s the sneetch that ate all the popcorn?”
a person who thinks that they are better than others because of a meaningless accesorry or slightly different appearance. suessian.
that sneetch thinks they’re hot snot on a silver platter but, they’re really just cold boogers on a paper plate.
a neezy with too much time on his hands so what he does is sneetch…in other words he informs others of their flaws or the error in their ways. these characters are generally found in ditches, with st-tches all over their body inflicted on them by those they sneetched on.
reisman, mike tyson, weezy, kim jong-il, confucius

“man, why are your pant legs ripped?”
“dun sneetch”

“you can’t steal candy from the tuck shop!”
“alex…dun sneetch”

to gaze lasciviously in such an overtly creepy manner that the target of one’s affections (usually decades younger than the lecher) can actually feel the lecher’s eyes on her body. extreme examples of sneetching may include the jingling of change or unnecessary references to san francisco.
dude… sid was completely sneetching on that blonde at wawa. you could hear his change jingling clear across the aisle.
a sneetch refers to the dr. suess story of the star-bellied sneetches. it means someone who is stuck up and think they’re better than others due to things such as the way one dresses or other unimportant aspects. it does not refer to a woman’s v-g-n-, that would be a sn-tch.
man, that guy is a total sneetch.

gee, for what they are, crustpunks are real sneetches.

watch out! the beaches are crawling with sneetches!
a young girl, usually under the age of 16 and a part of the “hardcore” scene, who aspires to be a sl-t and/or a wh-r-
that sneetch keeps offering me head through texts.
n. a young girl, usually under the age of 16 and a part of the “hardcore” scene, who aspires to be a sl-t and/or a wh-r-.
this sneetch keeps offering me head through texts.

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