sneeze and cover


when giving a bl-w j-b, the girl stops and sneezes as the guy -j-c-l-t-s simultaneously shooting his load across the room.
becky: so, what’s this stain on the wall?

sally: oh, that’s from last night, i had to do a sneeze and cover.

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