sneezegasm
an urban legend has it that if you sneeze 7 times in a row you will -rg-sm. an -rg-sm achieved this way is known as a sneezegasm.
with this hayfever i’ve been blowing snot outta my face all week, but this morning i swear it was so bad i had a sneezegasm and i’d already used up almost all my kleenex. i had goo drippin’ outta me top and bottom and only enough left to wipe one or the other. so basically my underwear is glued to me now.
the event of having to sneeze, but it won’t happen. then all of a sudden, a powerful sneeze is released followed by a feeling of relief.
an -rg-sm of the nose.
john: -achuuuu!!-
frank: dude, i saw that building up. total sneeze-gasm.
today, i was having s-x with my girlfriend. she started panting harder and going, “ah, ah, ah…” and i thought she was about to come. next thing i know, there’s snot splattered all over my face and neck. turns out it was a sneeze. fml
the girlfriend sneezegasm’d.
to sneeze to an excessive amount thus triggering an -rg-sm
i sneezed so much dawg, i d-mn near sneeze-gasm’ed
sneezing 7 times in a row causing you to have an -rg-sm
yesterday i had a sneezegasm. it was awesome
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