sneezunnilingus
see also: c-nn-l-ng-s
when a man is performing oral s-x on a woman and he accidently sneezes, causing a horrible mess and a very angry female.
an urban legend is that when this happens the female will explode.
man1: dude…mich-lle broke up with me
man2: why?
man1: i accidently had a sneezunnilingus
man2: -laughing- dude, thats sick!!
man1: i hate allergies…
man2: good talk
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