snide
when one of your housemates rejects a night out/in.
housemate 1 – do you want to do something tonight
housemate 2 – no
housemate 1 – you’re a snide
14 more definitions
a mean, sn-bbish or spiteful remark. usually used to describe an insult or a haughty statement.
he gave a snide remark.
fake or counterfeit.
an underhanded act.
your rolex is snide.
mate, you snided the last cookie!
a very small (baby d-ck) marijuana joint smoked by 1-2 people in a short period of time, generally containing .2-.3 grams of bud/gr-ss/weed/reefreef
“ey yo son light up dat snides so i can get slightly high”
one who comes up with only bad ideas but is always convinced that they are the best thing ever and repeats them constantly.
snides: “hey guys let’s drive across the country to see the buffalo.”
everyone else: “that’s the dumbest sh-t i’ve ever heard. f-ck snides, ya snides.”
to turn off the oven whilst food in inside, all the while complaining that the food is taking too long.
guy #1 – bro take that frozen pizza out the oven, that sh-ts on fire.
guy #2 – nah dude, i cook digiornos all the time, it’s not taking too long.
guy #1 – okay well i cut the oven off.
guy #2 – way to snides that ‘za doucher.
the middle seat in the back of a car. equivalent to sitting “b-tch.”
snides: “f-ck that, i’m not sitting snides three times in a row.”
other person: “shut the f-ck up, snides.”
the end pieces of a loaf of bread.
also, a sandwich made of two of said pieces and only mayonnaise.
friend 1: “yo dude, are you gonna eat that snides piece?”
friend 2: “nah, man. you can have it. i don’t like my bread too oxidized.”
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