someone who has a habit of sniffing their finger after touching parts of their body.
that’s the 3rd time she dug in her b*tt and sniff her finger. she is a straight up sniff lord.
romantically attracted to toes (digitorum) “since noah came out as digitoromantic, he got together with tiffany’s left big toe”
“honestly just f*cking kill yourself” when you mean kys seriously and really can’t take any of it anymore. genuine desire of another individual to commit suicide. jesus christ , hjfkys. i can’t take any f*cking more of you ian. that’s the last f*cking straw.
rolling on the floor laughing out loud for no apparent reason wow that joke had me rotflolfnar so hard xd
- turbo brown cow
prune juice, milk of mag, and miralax, aka cr*p-juice. mr. johnson is so plugged up i had to give him a turbo brown cow. it was that or go digging for gold.