snirvel
to sit around and do absolutely nothing for extensive periods of time, often for the purpose of procrastinating some dreaded task.
the doggy snirvels 24/7, never helping with tasks around the house.
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someone who is being endearingly bothersome or naughty “quit giving me bunny ears while we take the photo! you’re being such a snipnose!”
- tootnist
to be the best thing ever “he was the best darn tootnisist cook i’ve ever known”
- toot on a flame
the act of farting onto an open source of fire. thomas thought that around the campire it would be fun to toot on a flame.
- holy freakin muffins
expression of excitement or awe, occasionally s-xually related and always followed by a short giggle as the person realises what an absolute r-t-rd the person repeating the expression is. see also: no f-cking way holy freakin m-ffins, ryan’s here!
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when a man receives a completely unexplainable erection. yo i got that erroneous boneous in church yesterday!