Snoek


a fish meant to be caught exclusively in south africa and served only in large portions.
“what kind of f-cking joke is this? this snoek was caught in new zealand. and it’s so god d-mn small. wow. dude, your sh-t is weak”

or:

“dude, i went to anton’s place the other day and he tried to serve me this small -ss new zealand caught snoek.”

“seriously?”

“yeah, i swear. i hate him now”
snoek is a type of fish found off south africa’s coast. in south africa we use ‘snoek’ to describe a p-ssy!
“tastes like snoek” “smells like snoek” “let me see your snoek!” “i’m fishing for snoek”

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