Snomophobic


adj. the description of one who fears h-m-s-xual snow, or h-m-s-xual snow itself; often used to describe snow that is not adequate for athletic and/or religious activities.

roots:
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johnny: bro, that’s some snomophobic sh-t comin’ down out there.

billy: yo i know. how the f-ck are we gonna snowboard in this gay -ss sh-t? it’s not even sticking to the ground
the description of one who fears h-m-s-xual snow; often used to describe snow that is not adequate for athletic and/or religious activities.
-“man, we should board today!”
-“naaaaa, i’m as snomophobic as h-ll”
-“what the f-ck are you talking about? that snow is straight bro.”
-“yeah, it is. its like f-ckin’ icy and there are dirt patches everywhere, man. i’m scared.”
-“f-ck. you’re right.”

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