snoogle
two best friends who are in a secret open relationship.
me and my snoogle are going to dinner tonight.
to cuddle as for warmth, pleasure, or sheer stupidity. to get close with an x of a friend. definitly not clutching legs, go for the torso. also see canoodle
i can’t wait to get to paul’s house to snoogle stacy.
1) when a person cuddles or snuggles, but by themselves or with a pillow or another inanimate object.
2) when two people cuddle or snuggle in a completely platonic way.
1) i just spent the night snoogling in a corner with my body pillow.
2) ally and kate liked to snoogle when they saw chick flicks together.
a unit of measurement used to determine the speed and/or quality of a laptop, computer component, phone, stereo, or other electronic equipment. most commonly used to simplify conversations with a layman.
—–“so why did you get a new laptop already? that other one was barely two years old!”—–
“well, the screen goes up to 1080p, and it has a 780m instead of the cruddy onboard stuff. that, and i’ll never be able to fill up 16 gigs of ram…”
-notices glazed-over look on friend’s face-
“…and it has way more snoogles than my old laptop. like, almost double the snoogles.”
—–“oh, awesome!”—–
snoogle as i have been believed to understand, is when you take an uncurc-msized p-n-s, grab the extra skin and wrap it around the head of a circ-msized p-n-s. once both heads are trapped inside the schmegma infested skin flap, they begin to rub tips together.
those mipsters in frisco got their p-n-s heads infected from all the snoogle and not washing inbetween
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