Snooki Monster


a woman who acts in a very snooki-like manner. one who exhibits the worst stereotypical traits of people from the jersey sh-r-. a female guido/guidette. one whose mannerisms, language and dress would be considered in poor taste by even the most forgiving people.
snooki is the progenitor of all snooki monster kind.

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