Snoople
a scrumptious yummy first course treat that is only served at prequalified locations. a select few gas stations in the south carry these infectious delicacies. the only way of obtaining a snoople is through a painstaking pledgeship and rewarded with a snoople card. if you ask a gas station attendant for a snoople he will respond with a “no” unless you can provide a snoople card to verify your membership in the exclusive society. in india the presence of a snoople is so rare that when one is finally obtained, a cow is raped and sacrificed in its honor
i got a snoople gift card for a graduation presets from my grandparents – they know how much i love snooples!
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