snoregasm

1. an incredibly obvious fake -rg-sm. (female)

2. the action of snoring very loudly or p-ssionately.

3. a synonym for wet dream.
1. man, i could tell she wasn’t into me last night. she was having a snoregasm.

2. i couldn’t sleep last night, my husband was having a snoregasm.

3. i woke up this morning and my sheets were wet. i must have had a snoregasm.
a snoregasm commences when one slowly begins to snore. gradually the snoring increases in both loudness and inflection until said snorer reaches the climactic audibility at which point he or she abruptly stops snoring. at this point the snoregasm has been achieved. post snoregasm, one may or may not disenthrall a sigh of relief.
whilst watching the football game at steve’s house, corpulent carl maliciously consumed nearly all 24 pbrs he had brought with him. not even reaching the final quarter of the game, carl abruptly became inexorably comatose in steve’s recliner at which point he began to snore. the snoring became exponentially louder and louder with every breath that was taken until those violent flood gates opened and snoregasm was achieved. with a sigh of relief and satifaction, carl rolled to his side releasing a fowl, sulfuric fart. steve, being a sober witness to the events, was never the same. the image of corpulent carl’s daunting smile post snoregasm forever haunts his dreams.
the mental climax achieved by falling asleep after a lengthy period of wakefullness, usually more than 24 hours. typically found in las vegas hotel rooms and frat house bas-m-nts.
i had such a snoregasm after i played cr-ps until 9:00 am last night.
the act of masturbating by a man as a means to falling asleep.
i was having trouble sleeping last night until i jerked off, fell asleep immediately after my snore-gasm.
sound or sounds emitted similar to that of a s-xual -rg-sm, but are actually due to extreme boredom, a lack of cognizance of your immediate surroundings and/or a suspension of consciousness.
yo, that movie caused me to have a major snoregasm!
i snoregasmed my way through that pseudo conversation.
an invisible -rg-sm. also known as a boregasm. the opposite of a wh-r-gasm.
did you c-m?

“yes”

wow, that was a total snoregasm. please leave.
when you -rg-sm during sleep, hence snore-gasm. another phrase for wet dream.
frank: oh man, i had the hottest dream about judy last night! i had a f-cking snoregasm, man!
perry: gross, dude.

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