snork
verb: to drink something and have it come out your nose because you’re laughing so hard.
i told her a funny joke while she was drinking a soda and she snorked. then i killed her for wasting good soda, and licked it up off the ground.
to unintentionally snort loudly while laughing. also used as an exclamation after someone snorks, to emphasize the fact and increase their embarr-ssment.
she laughed so hard she snorked.
after he snorted, i pointed at him, yelled “snork!” and laughed.
the early 80’s underwater equivalent to the smurfs. just like the smurfs, most any word can be replaced with the word snork.
i think i saw that guy’s snork hanging out of his gym shorts!
snork: (verb) the act of unintentionally inhaling a liquid refreshment through one’s nasal p-ssages via the back of the throat, thereby causing a ‘snork’ sound to emanate from behind the clenched teeth of the victim. occurs most frequently when sudden laughter has been induced by an unforeseen event, audio-visual item, or comment.
that was so funny i snorked my soda!
to forcefully -j-c-l-t-, often dryly, with a thick consistency. like a d-ck sneeze.
“i pulled it out, flipped her over and snorked all over her back”
-v (snork) mod. english; 21st century amer. slang, origin pipe and cigar forum(s)
1. the process of removing recreational pipe or cigar smoke from the mouth through the sinuses and out the nostrils, byp-ssing the lungs, thereby saturating smell receptors and maximizing taste value while preserving total lung capacity (tlc).
taste isn’t all in your mouth; try a snork to recognize the full taste of cigar or pipe smoke.
verb: to inhale accidentally through your nose while wearing a snorkeling mask.
he snorked three times and nearly drowned before he figured out how to breathe properly through the mouth piece.
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