snorkel
1
when a girl rides your nose like d-ld- while you persist to eat the r-ct-m
sussanah and i performed the snorkel last night. i had a runny nose for the rest of the week.
2
oral s-x act whereby the recipient’s b-lls are licked or sucked while his p-n-s is being vigorously rubbed by hand
she gives a good snorkel
3
a name for a bl-w j-b where the guy lies with his legs open. the giver of the snorkel licks his b-lls and w-nks his d-ck. thus looking like a snorkeller!
see also deep sea snorkelling
suzy’s boyfriend found that he had a fantastic -rg-sm when she snorkelled him.
4
when a person faces the inner part of a man’s thighs and takes both t-st-cl-s into the mouth, with the erect p-n-s standing adjacent to the person’s face so as to create the illusion of a snorkel.
dave: yo did you snorkel john from marketing?
lisa: h-ll yeah i did son. snorkeled so hard i thought i was ten feet under
john from marketing: word
5
much like a blumpkin (a man receiving a bl-w j-b while sitting upon a toilet, p-ssing feces.) a snorkel is when a man has v-g-n-l s-x with a female, while she herself is using the toilet, p-ssing feces. the man’s p-n-s is submerged below the toilet seat level, with the rest of his body on the outside of the toilet.
mr. testy: hey timmy, why do you keep scratching your p-n-s?
timmy: well mr. testy, last night my girlfriend and i were h-rny, but she had to take a p–p, so to save time, i had s-x with her while she was p–ping. it’s called a snorkel sir.
mr. testy: ah, a snorkel, brilliant!
6
after you c-m in either your boyfriend or girlfriends -ss, then shove a snorkel up their -ss and make them sh-t out your c-m and sh-t into your snorkel mask.
i’m gona see if she wants to snorkel me.
7
the act of holding your breath while drinking liquid out of a girl’s v-g-n-.
excuse me miss. i have terminal hiccups, and the only cure is to go snorkeling in your privates
8
when a girl is sucking your b-lls and your d-ck lays on her face. so it looks like shes using a snorkel. works better if she looks at you in the face.
your mom: gurgle gurgle snorkel
me: what? i cant understand you, you’re underwater.
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