snortle
the half snort, half chortle noise made when amused by something ridiculous, but trying to avoid laughing out loud.
1.
i couldn’t help but snortle at her witty and unflattering description of her ex.
2.
a: … but it wasn’t very good.
b: -snortle-
a laugh so enthusiastic it induces snorting.
listening to bill hicks always makes me snortle.
new found pokemon who is known for her loud snorting. also known as snortler.
guy 1: did you just snort?
guy 2: oh no thats just my new pokemon snortle.
when you’re chuckling, but you accidentally snort out all of your c-ke.
guy 1:hahahaaha that’s so funny….
guy 2:hahahahah oh sh-t my c-ke!
guy 1:g-dd-mn, you snortled the last bit of my dime!
swallowed phlegm after a more or less violent attempt into dislodging it.
1- all you’se getting for lunch is a w-nk and a snortle young man!
2- so me an’ jimbo here well we went fishing hey? -snortle- and we …..
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