snotchety
a term reserved for constantly crabby younger persons, combined with an added element of young sn-bbishness (sometimes called “snotty”) that usually accompanies the ill-temper of the individual.
derived from the word “crotchety”, which usually connotes an older ill-tempered individual(geriatric population)but combined with “snotty” to indicate a younger person.
person 1: hey did you see the episode of “sweet sixteen” when the girl flips out when 50 cent did not show up at her party and she did not get a bmw?
person 2: no, i can’t watch that show, the kids are way too snotchety.
person 1: i can’t believe that t.a. told me to gain more perspective in my papers for avant garde art appreciation. what does that t.a. know anyway, i mean he hasn’t even been to the birthplaces of avant garde like i have many of times before i even came to this university!
( walks out of the cl-ssroom still ruminating )
person 2:(to fellow students) what a snotchety b-tch! next time she talks, i’m throwing her out in traffic
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