Snow Beaner


a person of native alaskan (inuit, eskimo) decent living in the lower 48 states looking like a mexican, or puerto rican or whereever the latinos in the area are from
my family’s not from mexico. we’re from fairbanks. i’m a snow beaner. we came over the other border.
a mexican from the north; a person from the north that acta like a mexican; aka sheila
“sheila is such a snow beaner”

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