snow crab
a person that dislikes winter so much that they are constantly in a grumpy mood throughout the entire season. during the cold winter months they have a lack of patience and are very irritable, especially on a day with lots of snow. during the other seasons they are jolly people, but the cold brings out their inner crab for months at a time.
john: “i came home from christmas shopping and started showing some of the stuff i bought to dave. he snapped at me and was really mean for no reason”
joe: “dave always get like this during the winter when it’s all cold and snowy. he is a real snow crab”
the finest seafood known to man.
real men use their teeth to crack the hard sh-ll of the snow crab.
snow crabs own king crabs.
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