Snow on the Mountains
when one man accidentally has -n-l s-x with another (usually a thai ladyboy), where the former ‘thinks’ the latter is a biological female, resulting in -j-c-l-t-d s-m-n internally coating the tip of the penetrated man’s stool.
hey, man, did you hear how adam put snow on the mountain the last time he was in thailand?
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the act of dousing a woman’s br–sts with a decent load of j-zz, thus creating a swiss alps picturesque.
brandon lowry was sprayed with a load of j-zz on his chest and awoke angrily to find hank mid-w-nk. “i’m not a woman!” brandon lowry shouted angrily. “oh, my bad your br–sts say otherwise so i put snow on the mountains” replied hank…
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