snow shuzzle
the droppings that come off your shoe, when you come in from shoveling , typically dirty and slimy. mothers usually stop you at the door and are conflicted whether to thank you for shoveling , or yell at you for leading a trail of snow shuzzle in the house.
mom: (cleaning while son is shoveling)
son:(walks in) mom! i finally finished shoveling out the driveway!
mom:thanks son, wait is that snow shuzzle u tracked in the house?
son: mom ! it took my 2 hours to shovel! give me a break!
mom: (fustrated what to say, looks down nd walks away.) whispers fustrated- thank you..
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