snowboard metrosexual


the snowboard metro is a snowboarder that must have the newest color puked gear looking like they just stepped out of the snowboard shop they spend the majority of a gondola ride telling everyone how sick or dope that rail was
sitting in the gondola next to the guy with the neon yellow blue green purple pink and brown jacket. “how’s you day going?” “bro i just stomped a corked 360 off that up down rail siiiiiicccccckkkk.” thinking to myself man will i be glad when the snowboard metros-xual goes back to black

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