a woman of age whom, before engaging in s-xual intercourse, will get absolutely smashed off cocaine
mrs. robertson seems to be really peppy in the morning… maybe she’s a snowplow mom.
- jebus crisp
what people should say when they are shocked around christian “omfg! jebus crisp!” i said when i saw something disgusting. i didn’t want to offend any of the christians around this area, so i just said jebus crisp instead.
- jacobo amador
is a young god that lived in the year 3000 b.c were he ruled over all and was looked up to as a inspiration for the people in his time. jacobo amador was a god that was feared by everything and everyone
a surname from an asian family. 严 for chinese language. rachel giam jia-ye. also known as 严佳仪
- hanger t*tties
when your wife likes to hang up your bad-ss shirts sopping wet onto a hangar almost wide enough for a toddler’s shirt – it causes protruding t-tt–s on your shoulders when you put your shirt on! aka … hanger t-tties did you see bro’s new bad-ss golf shirt today? it looks great … now he […]
- zero zero zero
when you are talking with a friend online and you want to watch a video together. you both go to zero minutes zero seconds, so the time reads 0:00. then you count down and press play after go (not on go). if you press play on go your reactions will be a second ahead and […]