Snowpocalypse 2010
the brain damaging hype of a three foot blizzard affecting the southern maryland region that has reporters excited over mind numbingly routine tasks.
snowpocalypse 2010 coverage:
“this is so and so reporting from a huge mound in chevy chase!”; “people are walking!”; “people are outside drinking coffee!”; “she has on red boots and a backpack!”; “driving is dangerous!”
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