snowshit
a snowstorm with particularly wet and heavy conditions, likely to lead to heavy acc-mulation, as well as m-ssive ice patches. so named because, if there is a god causing the weather, this is him taking an angry, angry sh-t on your city.
1. “no way i’m going to lab! it’s snowsh-tting like all h-ll out there!”
2. “we were going to go out to the movies, but stayed home instead to avoid the snowsh-t.”
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