SNS

sorry not sorry
heheh….brandon got f-cking b-tt f-cked last night! sns!
the term sns generally refers to a social networking system or the platform that it is served on (social networking software).
sns services:
mysp-ce, friendster, linked in, orkut
sns software:
groove, blaxxun, drupal
sat-rday night special, particularly good pictures posted on awkwardfamilyphotos.com on sat-rday nights.
sns: blow
sns: on a pedestal
stiff nipple syndrome
girl 1: why won’t you take your jacket off? are you cold?

girl 2: no… this shirt doesn’t hide sns at all…

girl 1: oh, gotchya.. yeah, keep your jacket on, don’t blind anyone with your high beams…
“swole n-gg- status” usually used in the gym before or after some one is lifts heavy weight or by any one who looks like they live in the gym. if some one eats, sleep, and sh-ts, about iron they will say they are on their “swole n-gg- status”. this can also be used by any stronger than normal guys. if some one is doubting your ability to lift something heavy you can respond with im on my “swole n-gg- status” once you lift it. the guy people are watching hit the most weight in the gym is on his “swole n-gg- status” trying to get bigger. when helping some one move heavy furniture(couches or refrigerators, ect.) better be on your “swole n-gg- status”. some one just broke some thing because they under estimate their strength due to being on that “swole n-gg- status” (been in the gym to long). when some one claims”swole n-gg- status” they will some times refer to some things such as eating to much, walking through a door way sideways, not being able to put your arms all the way down by your sides, as swole n-gg- problems. if one lives in the gym they know the acronym sns.
guy 1: that bad has wheels so u don’t have to carry it its heavy.
guy 2: heavy???? im on my sns and proceeds to carry the bag.
any one who carry’s a gallon jug around all day is probably on their sns.
if you have swole n-gg- problems your probably on your sns
an acronym for “saggy nut syndrom”. you have saggy nut syndrom if your scr-t-m hangs more than 3 inches from your gooch. males with sns usually get made fun of for their saggy b-lls but they learn to accept it. many chicks dig guys with sns because they can get t bagged while the male is still standing up. males with sns are some of the coolest guys on earth.
dan: “derek is the only guy i know who can go b-lls to the wall ten feet from the wall.”

derek: “yea thats cuz i’ve been blessed with sns.”
text code for so not s-xy
that girl on the dance floor is wearing plain flip flops. that is soooo sns.

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