Snuggle Walker
a snuggle walker is a person that loves public displays of affection – especially while traversing by foot with his/her significant other.
a snuggle walker at times will be so touch-feely and immersed on their significant other that it becomes difficult for the recipient of said snuggle walking to actually make forward progress.
key attributes of snuggle walking include:
– extremely tight hand-holding
– tickling
– jumping on recipients back
– rubbing the b-ttocks of the recipient
– baby-talking to the recipient at high decibel levels
– pushing the recipient away only to pull them in much closer
more often than not, the person accompanying a snuggle walker is not a huge fan. people need their personal sp-ce when traveling by foot.
joe: hey dude, that girl you took out is hot. how did your date go last night?
ryan: yea, you’re right she’s hot, and everything about her is perfect, except when we were walking from the olive garden to the dave & busters she was a total snuggle walker. that’s a deal breaker!
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