SNURF
to surf in the snow!
yo mann!~-lets go snurf in the snow today…
a pill that can be bought on the internet through random hrbal dealers. is said to be made out of “herbal supplements”, but is actually a large quant-ty of pure dxm. great for recreational use.
i wanna robo trip, sell me some snurf.
surfing for information about a specific person in a snooping manner on the internet. often from google to wikipedia to facebook, or any combination of other sites.
i know my ex is snurfing me because she shows up in my facebook top 10 all the time.
the aroma in the air following precipitation (rain). actually caused by
“actinomycetes”, which are a type of bacteria that grows in soil when conditions are damp and warm. the bacteria is released when it rains causing the earthy scent.
i love going outside after it has just rained for the snurf.
snurf in the countryside is very different to snurf in the city.
a pink drug that can be bought on the internet by your uncle or another family member, and then given out to 4 of your close friends in the high school bathroom.
side effects include: dinosaurs, pencils sporadically bursting into flames, and a long night in the hospital.
“are you snurfing?”
“got snurf?”
“snurf!”
“yo we snurfin today?”
a person who talks on the phone while surfing the internet. you know, the person that isn’t paying attention to you to you on the phone because you can hear their keyboard clacking away in the background, and they just go “uh huh” “uh huh”.
“dude, you’re such a snurf! you’re not even listening to me! i can totally hear you typing in the background!
interjection
1. a word used when frustrated
~can be subst-tuted with ‘f-ck’, ‘sh-t’, or ‘cr-p’
2. a word used for lack of a better word
1. (after dropping a book on your foot) “snurf!”
2. “i’m bored. snurf!”
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