snyphilis
an extremely congestive upper respiratory malady contracted from a filthy fake mamaried foreign female at the local inner city gentleman’s club. can sometimes lead to a more serious condition and this is how it got the nickname of being a gateway disease. webmd suggests contacting your physician immediately. beware of warts.
i payed $20 bucks for ivanka to sit on my lap in a thong and i woke up the next day with a runny nose and an oozing inflamed blister on my upper lip.
d-mn, i need to stop going to those gentleman’s bars.
contracting v.d. from snorting drugs from a dirty dollar bill..
my friend contracted snyphilis from a stripper’s dirty tw-t dollar.
a common form of std contracted by frequenting gentlemans clubs and letting the sk-nk -ss ho’s rub up on yo’ -ss.
i went to the slippery n-pple the other day. all of the girls dancing there had red pimples around their mouth. now i have them all over my p-n-s. my doctor says i need to start thinking with my other head if i want to survive for a few more years….d-mn tequila.
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