Soap Dodger

generally unclean or grubby person. one who avoids washing regularly. a person of questionable personal hygeine.
festival cop 1: see me when i tw-tted that soap dodger over the head?
festival cop 2: yeah! i kn-bbled six of the scruffy f-ckers today. filthy f-ckers…
soap dodger: that’s har-ssment, maan. babykiller!
festival cop 1: right, you’re f-cking kneecapped.
a slang term for people from england. during the early to mid 20th century the english were famous for only washing once a year. the english considered bathing to be bad for the health. hence the expression that they were adept at dodging the soap.
hide the cutlery sheila, i smell a soap dodger approaching.
dirty, smelly or generally unkempt person. one who dodges soap.
“get out of my cab you filthy soapdodger, you reek.”
some sweaty unwashed scabby lookin f-ck
look at that scruffy smelly f-cker over there, stinks like a p-ss stained mattress.. bet he’s a soap dodger, oh aye!!
one who is adept at avoiding bars of soap when thrown at them
tim is an excellent soap dodger and stayed in the game while his teammates were pummeled with bars of soap. he must have learned his techniques from being a three-time mvp of the more traditional sport dodgeball.
a person possessing an irrational fear of being prison raped
yo tommy aint no perp that soap dodger afraid of the cell
generally found in council estates in large british cities,liverpool ,manchester,birmingham and in particular,the east end of glasgow.these “soapdodgers” follow the fortunes of glasgow celtic(see tims)and are well known to steal from they’re own filthy kind.
“check out those filthy,schemie,jakey rat sh-gging,tim f-cking soapdodgers.filthy c-nts!”

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