Soap-on-a-roper


a man who devotes excessive energy to avoiding being judged h-m-s-xual, thus unwittingly demonstrating his own insecurity with regard to his s-xual orientation. derived from the device used by (among others) prisoners who do not wish to bend over in the shower.
a: lee could be a serious compet-tive swimmer if he didn’t insist on swimming in those m-ssive military shorts.
b: that’s typical, he’s a total soap-on-a-roper.

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