soap opera hearing
similar to selective hearing. a condition in which someone is unable to hear anything in their immediate area, yet is able to hear things far away.
(in the same room)
r: t. is a real pain in the -rs-.
p: i know
t: pizza?
(somewhere outside)
t: did you hear that bird hatching?
r: what?!
p: cl-ssic soap opera hearing.
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