soap scrambling
1.the act of trying to scoop up your soap in the changing room / prison showers, as fast as possible, in order to avoid suprise s-x or rape. often the faster you scramble the more the soap slips away creating panic and more slipping until you gain a couple of inches. the act of being penetrated when soap scrambling creates more shock and panic for the victim.
1. dude after football the other day i dropped the soap in the changing room showers and mattew owned me as i was soap scrambling.
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