Soapjob


when a guy soaps up his hands, and starts jacking off with alot of soap on his wack-hand. making it feel like he’s getting a bl-wj-b. this was discovered and usually occurs in the shower so after you finish you’ll still feel “clean.”
hey jerry! yesterday after soccer practice, i was in the shower and finally grew the b-lls to give myself a soapjob. it felt like amy was deepthroating me with soap spit!

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