Sober Attack
a panic attack which is caused by the lack of cannabis, cbd, and thc present in the bloodstream. if a marijuana enthusiast, one who usually is medicated by 4:20pm, for whatever reason does not partake, a sober attack may occur.
symptoms: anxiety
feelings of hopelessness
irritability
dizziness
mood swings
hopelessness
blurred vision
jumbled speech
nausea
loss of train of thought
writer’s block
photosensitivity
: hey, how’s your day going?
me: it sucks, i had a sober attack and could not even move out of bed and my world crashed down
: oh well i have something for that.
me: you better have some reefers or else i’ll choke you!
friend: yes i have reefers
me: my day is much better now, good looking out on the reefers fam
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