sober-faggot


one who refuses to partake in any activities involving mind-altering substances. a sober-f-ggot also considers him or herself to be paramount, or smarter, than those who do experiment with drugs or alcohol. sober-f-ggots should never be invited to parties, because they will ruin all the fun for the rest of the people with their smart–ss remarks. everyone should refer to a person like this as “sober-f-ggot #1, sober-f-ggot #2, etc.” depending on how many sober-f-ggots you know.
bro #1: dude, who is that sober kid sitting in the corner all by himself?
bro #2: i don’t know man, who cares, he’s a total sober-f-ggot. lets go kill another brew and make fun of him.
bro #1: that sounds chill as h-ll, i’m down.

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