sober hang
a sober hang is a hang-out or catch-up with an individual that you met whilst drunk. often making out or other acts of drunken p-ssion were involved in this night of drunk introduction. sober hangs are avoided by bro’s at any cost.
the “pregaming” of the sober-hang is a good way to set the illusion that one is a genuinely caring human, hanging out with your new friend sober, whilst actually avoiding the awkwardness that ‘sobreity’ can cause after a night of extreme inebriation.
melissa: sober hang today?
kallum: nah can’t today sorry, you out tonight d00d?
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