Sober Sauce
water, imbibed copiously when drunk on spirits in hopes of not getting hung over
apan: dude, i’m so wasted. p-ss me the sober sauce.
lovemaster: chug! chug!
1. a beverage that causes gravity to become normal and/or slows down the rotation of the earth. eventually reduces the risk of a hangover the next day.
2. water
1. (while urinating on a tree)
alex: “ahhhhhhhh…….”
mike: “golly gee willakers, you need some sober sauce”
2. tim: “f– the jager, p-ss the sober sauce”
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