sober sex


the act of s-x, free of all mind altering substances.
just for a change, we did sober s-x!

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  • tits-over

    1. (adv.) very very, extremely, superlatively, etc. 2. (adj.) monster cool, the sh-t, primo, etc. 1. sheila downed a fifth of vodka friday night and got t-ts-over blotto. 2. marty’s big save in the cup finals was t-ts-over.

  • Tit Circus

    much like a t-st-c-l festival only there are more chesticals than t-st-c-ls. “thank god there are more girls here than last time.” “yeah, it is a t-t circus.”

  • finocio

    dorogatory italian slang term for a h-m-s-xual often shortened to finoc. has been heard in a few sopranos episodes. basically pr-nounced like the boy puppet pinochio but with an “f” instead. “see that guy over there?” “he’s a f-cking finoc!”

  • meebofilia

    serious disease male obtains by having s-xual intercourse. symptoms may be dry nose constipation and swelling of the p-n-s. meebofilia is an std

  • Mc Ds Relationship

    when someone can’t wait to find a worthy girlfriend of boyfriend so instead, so they can fill the void quickly, they take whoever is available. this process is known as “taking the drive-thru.” sister is tired of dating losers but she’s not willing to wait around to meet someone worthy. she has to have a […]


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