sobercute
the most ultimately dumb status in which one can achieve when they are sober from drugs or alcohol. in order to achieve sobercuteness, one must simply act so self degrading and stupid, while at the same time having a very large amount of s-xual frustration. most acts of sobercuteness can be found in aa and na meetings.
bobby: “yo johnny, man, ya know im still a virgin dude. and since i cant get f-cked up anymore, im tryin to start f-ckin mad b-tches yo.”
johnny: “well, i know this is your first time at an aa meeting, but let me tell you…that shouldnt be a problem man, cuz there’s always a lot of sobercute b-tches here.”
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