sobritious


the quality of being a sober person. a person who drinks a lot is drunk, and a person who does not d-nk has the quality of being sober, they are sobritious.
me: “you are the alchoholic ying to my sobritious yang.”
you: “hey, sobritious isn’t a word!”
me: “yes it is, you’re just a drunk and don’t know any better!”

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