Sobwank


when one feels the pain of a recent endeavor gone awry but feels the need to m-st-rb-t- furiously.
often the individual may cry out in pain but also moan with pleasure when doing the deed.
you: what are you doing in there? you’ve been crying for an hour… and i can hear fapping, are you having a sobw-nk
me: such sadness in my heart, but such pleasure in my genitals

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