soccer bro


a chill bro who is wicked athletic and smart. this kid can be found wearing his warm-up jacket, nike or under armour shorts and quarter socks. these kids trudge lightly on the ground in order to keep their nike or adidas running shoes clean and fresh. these bros get mad chicks and are some of the coolest kids on campus. similar to a lax bro, many lax bros are bros with these kids.
why is greg getting so many chicks?

o, he is a soccer bro, kids mad chill

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