soccer mom crisis
an annoyance or small problem that somebody is ridiculously treating as a major problem. it is based on stereotypical soccer mom women. they are often pampered upper-middle-cl-ss types who expect everything to go their way, and cannot handle even a small matter that is out of their control.
when emily shouted at the starbucks baristas for being out of sugar-free vanilla syrup, her embarr-ssed boyfriend told her to calm down and quit having a soccer mom crisis.
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