Soccer Mom Mobile

1) something that dottie drives around, because she has nothing better to do but drive her subaru forester after a hard day’s work at the racquetball club, providing the less fortunate with yellow tennis b-lls that only attorney at law, mr. s. herzog could appropriately have a use for.
2) something that dottie’s son chris dellvlin owns and drives, also known as the jeep grand cherokee, that is of course before he finds the wonder of remembering the t-tan.
holy sh-t! was that the flavor savor himself stroking his goatee while on his headset with his mom dottie telling her he was arriving into the garage (on his ninth phone call exchange with her to report his whereabouts) after a fine day of racing with the spencer racing team, landscaping, and tapping it up in a game of taps? why yes, i do believe ’twas he, the man with that awesomely hot fat chick (also sometimes seen with a dark haired freak who uses him for rides)cruising around in his soccer mom mobile for the last time today, as tomorrow he is said to be purchasing an even more renowned vehicle simply known as the mini-van converted to pick-up truck itself–the “spearmint gumball”–the prestigious $20,000 two-wheel drive t-tan.