Soccer Mom’d
a more severe version of owned. being soccer mom’d is akin to being reduced to tears by your mother in front of your friends.
person a: your mama’s so fat she plays pool with the planets.
person b: your juvenile insults betray the fact that your mother wh-r-d you out as a child, at 50 cents a turn. your cut was 1 cent which you saved up for 25 weeks to play one game at the arcade, which you promptly lost due to mrs. b-tterworth’s residue in your -ss from that morning’s “work”.
onlooker: soccer mom’d!
being owned or pwned to the point of no return.
“stfu c-cksh-t. jesus f-cking christ! you have over 200 posts in less than 10 days. you’re f-cking pathetic, even for your age. what part of “misetings is for adults” do you not understand, kid? here’s the deal: i’m going to stuff my rainbow-colored c-ck up your fat -ss and rupture your prepubscent prostrate, ensuring that once you hit p-b-rty, masturbation will be meaningless to you. that’s right. i’m stealing the only chance you’ll ever have at s-xual satisfaction. once i’ve nutted in your large intestine, i’m going to pull out and force you to eat the remains of your pitiful gland. you will like it. if you don’t, i will knee you in the stomach until you vomit it back up. you will be given a second chance to enjoy it. we can repeat as many times as necessary or until your stomach bursts and you slowly die. then i will don my sombrero and do a mexican tap dance on your minute scr-t-m.” –
a random scrub getting soccer mom’d by arc from misetings.com
the act of a driver of a vehicle (usually a soccer mom) putting their right arm out in front of the p-ssenger while braking suddenly or turning suddenly to prevent the p-ssenger from moving forward (because the seat belt is not enough.) this word was most recently used in the mtv series, teen wolf.
while driving
p-ssenger: turn left!
driver: (turns left abruptly while sticking out right arm in front of p-ssenger)
omg sorry i totally just soccer mom’d you.
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