soccer practice
soccer practice is a song by johnny mcgovern, better known as “the gay pimp”. the song is about a gay guy getting a straight guy to do something ‘dirty’ with him. the gay pimp’s website is http://gaypimp.com/ and you can watch the video for soccer practice here: http://www.ifilm.com/ (search: the gay pimp soccer practice).
“oh, i don’t know man, i mean i like to do manly things..you know, just manly guys doing manly things. you know what i mean?”
“listen: i like to do manly things, but..i like, baby, to do them with you. i was thinking we could go do..something dirty, yeah,”
“dirty..well, like what?”
“sorta like soccer practice..”
euphamism for gay s-x. as shown by the video “gay pimp: soccer practice” that can be shown on ifilms.
wait, you’re not talking about soccer practice at all are you?
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