Social Contract
the unwritten, unspoken rules of polite society. it’s what keeps you from laughing or commenting on bodily functions that happen in public and ignoring homeless/smelly people until you can escape their visual/audible range.
may also apply to catching someone doing something inappropriate in public, in which both parties act like nothing happened and/or nothing was seen.
i went into the bathroom to wash my hands just as david was flushing the toilet. his sh-t stunk so bad, it was all i could think about. i tried to hold my breath and ignore it as the social contract keeps me from acknowledging the fact that his sh-t smell was suffocating me.
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