Social Masturbation
the act of masturbating through a chat interface with a partner whom you have met online. you can use text, video or voice chat.
“christine, you are getting me so h-rny would you like to start a social masturbation session?”
“sure cameron, i want to feel your lips around my p-ssy.”
the act of using mysp-ce, facebook, or twitter hours a day, in the name of being more social, at the expense of actually being social.
you don’t have any friends.
yes, i do, i have 300 friends on facebook. i’m social.
no, that’s social masturbation. maybe you should go to a party or something.
when two or more people are masturbating. this can be back- to-back, in the same room, same car, etc.
c-ssidy and mac partic-p-ted in social masturbation last night
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