social media dyslexia
a learning difficulty; a sufferer is unable to effectively communicate with others on social media. social media dyslexics have particular difficulty in using emoji and slang to get their thoughts across.
holly: nah bruv you just totally failed to respond to me in an enthusiastic way just now that is poor man that was quality bantz i just speaked bro…fam, you should get screened for social media dyslexia
jack: i know i struggle to show how amusing i find it when you are chatting utter sh-t my dear. i find it difficult to know what to type in response to you in a way that truly expresses my thoughts. yes i will definitely get tested.
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